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Feel Alive
03:38
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Who has the biggest mouth who has the voice that fills the arena
Who knows the biggest words who has the brain encyclopedia
Who's songs are everywhere radio even karaoke machina's
Who needs a microphone shakes the walls when she chatters
Who has perfect pitch protect your eyes, glass will shatter
Who is a millionaire rags to riches no more tatters
She'll make you feel alive
You gotta come and listen
Feel alive
She's on a sonic mission
Feel alive
Is your heart in good condition
Feel alive
She'll make you feel alive
Who knows the meanest licks plays the big, black Rickenbacker
Who writes the rocking tunes, shaming all these copy catters
Who gives a killer show, happy return to financial backers.
Who stays on the top, fans and groupies always clinging
Who is responsible, who's the one who found her singing
I can't get enough even though my ears won't stop ringing
She'll make you feel alive
You gotta come and listen
Feel alive
She's on a sonic mission
Feel alive
Is your heart in good condition
Feel alive
She'll make you feel alive
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Rolling down the highway on to another town
Get up on the stage act like a freaking clown
Living in the van where am I supposed to take a crap?
Hurry hurry up when can I take a nap?
Don’t quit your night job
Don’t quit tonight
Don’t quit your night job
Don’t quit tonight
Don’t quit your night job
Don’t quit tonight
What else can I do in order to stay in one place
Supermarket checker dig a ditch wash a plate
My drummer looks at me says are you out of your mind
The only thing we know is doing this night club grind
Don’t quit your night job
Don’t quit tonight
Don’t quit your night job
Don’t quit tonight
Don’t quit your night job
Don’t quit tonight
Hey there little dreamer floating out there in space
Stick to what you know plucking your four string bass
Whatcha gonna do now learn a new trade by mail?
Be a rocket surgeon, fix a car, pound a nail?
Don’t quit your night job
Don’t quit tonight
Don’t quit your night job
Don’t quit tonight
Don’t quit your night job
Don’t quit tonight
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Superior Boy
02:11
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I got my first girlfriend and i’m only eight
How this happened I don’t know but now I think it’s great
Of course there is already a book for guys like me
I rode my bike to check it out at the library
It’s the way of the superior boy what would that guy do?
It’s the way of the superior boy read it and you’ll have a clue
She wants me to sit down when I take a pee
Send her goofy love notes forget it that’s not me
Then I looked in my book and found in chapter one
It clearly states its good for me to leave my comfort zone
It’s the way of the superior boy what would that guy do?
It’s the way of the superior boy read it and you’ll have a clue
She said look how pretty the sunrise
I said let’s go out and make mud pies
She loves talking playground politics
I would rather build a fort from sticks
My big brother told me there is a better way
Instead of yanking pony tails and making her eat clay
Try to understand now girls are people too
Maybe you should read again it’s all in chapter two
It’s the way of the superior boy what would that guy do?
It’s the way of the superior boy read it and you’ll have a clue
It’s the way of the superior boy what would that guy do?
It’s the way of the superior boy read it and you’ll have a clue
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Fuzzy Wuzzy
03:12
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We had a cat her name was Osa
Long black hair she had no tail
She could be grumpy then she'd be joyful
Mom would say must be part human
She would fight our other cat
And swing her arm just like a boxer
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Our little Osa had tons of hair
She was old when I was born
And she lived 'til I was seven
We took her to the pet cemetery
I keep her ashes on my top shelf
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Beautiful Donkey
02:29
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I really like the shape of your donkey
I love the shape of your baby cows
Your donkey looks good on Jimmy Fallon
Your baby cows they do too.
Where did you get such a beautiful donkey
Where did you get those baby cows
How did you get such a beautiful donkey
Look at those gorgeous baby cows
See that donkey on Jimmy Kimmel
No cubs in a gunny sack
Watch baby cows prancin’ and singin'
See it all on the Ellen Show!
Where did you get such a beautiful donkey
Where’d you get those baby cows
How did you get such a beautiful donkey
Look at those gorgeous baby cows
I really like the shape of your donkey
I love the shape of your baby cows
Your donkey looks good on Jimmy Fallon
Your baby cows they do too.
Where did you get such a beautiful donkey
Where did you get those baby cows
How did you get such a beautiful donkey
Look at those gorgeous baby cows
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6. |
Crappy Hour
03:12
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I'm about to fill my diaper
with yesterday's lunch
I don't need a stinkin' toilet
My undies hold a whole bunch
It’s crappy hour all day long at my house come on down
Crappy hour all day long at my house crap with me!
Everybody take a dump!
Carrots and peas and chopped green beans
Shootin' from my behind
It's gonna be great wait 'til you see
It'll blow my mama's mind
It’s crappy hour all day long at my house come on down
Crappy hour all day long at my house crap with me!
Everybody take a dump!
If that's not enough for you
I'll add a little pee
A fecal matter milkshake
Bet that makes you hungry
It's so cool 3 months old
When I get the urge to go
The whole world is my toilet
I say let it flow!
It’s crappy hour all day long at my house come on down
Crappy hour all day long at my house crap with me!
Everybody take a dump!
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I’m a strong man with a strong smell
I write in all caps, cause when I type I yell
My best friend said he’d had enough of me
You smell like the armpit of a chimpanzee
He took me to a bar but we did not drink
It was made for people like me who stink
It had green stripes and a lovely scent
Use it and you speak with an Irish accent
Manly yes but she likes it too
My friend said I stank I never knew
That green striped soap I thank you
Manly yes but she likes it too
I was in the shower lathering my pits
Soaping up my backside and my naughty bits
It was bold and lively with a pine bouquet
When my lady smelled me she had to say
Manly yes but she likes it too
My friend said I stank I never knew
That green striped soap I thank you
Manly yes but she likes it too
Manly yes but I like it too
You’re friend said you stank, that’s true
That green striped soap, I thank you
Manly yes but I like it too
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Buy My Book
04:01
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Doesn’t anybody ever read anymore
Doesn’t anybody ever turn a page
It’s three o’clock on a Saturday morning
I’m trying to think of a hot opening line
I awoke from rapid eye movement
Full of inspiration but now I forget
I always feel cheated I don’t remember my dreams
I’m scratching out my next manuscript
With a nail on a piece of tarpaper
Surrounded by the rafters my only friends
Damn it’s hot up here that’s it
D-A-M-N-I-T-S oh no no no no no
I thought life would change
When the reflection of my brain
Was put into a box and wrapped in cellophane
I gave mirrors speeches
Practiced signing my name
But all they do is look wont you buy my book
Won’t you buy my book
Cruising downtown on the city bus
I pretend I’m easily recognized
I get off on heartbreak Boulevard
Call my agent but he can’t remember my name
I’m out of quarters and they cut me off
So I walk on down to the PO Box
No fan letters no royalty check
Then I drop in to the bookstore
And buy another copy of my own book
I open it and find chapter 3 missing
I thought life would change
When the reflection of my brain
Was put into a box and wrapped in cellophane
I gave mirrors speeches
Practiced signing my name
But all they do is look wont you buy my book
Won’t you buy my book
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9. |
Bored and Horny
03:12
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I felt like Burt Reynolds on location in a small town
There was nothin’ to do and no where to go
I was just hangin’ around
So I got a piece of cardboard and made me a sign
Went down to the freeway offramp
To have me a good old time
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny
Bored and horny
B, B, B, B, B bored and horny
Anything helps
Lots of people thought I was askin’ for money
Some gave bottles of booze and offered me Mary Jane
A little old lady gave me a handmade poncho
A guy on a Harley winked at me and said what’s your name?
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny
Bored and horny
B, B, B, B, B bored and horny
Anything helps
I’ll kiss for food
Beep for food
Lick for food
Beep for food
Well that was cool but it only lasted an hour
I guess I’ll just go on home and watch me some Hee Haw reruns
I know I aint no Don Juan or a Burt Reynolds
Although I struck out I sure did have me some
Good clean fun,But I’m still
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny anything helps
Bored and horny
Bored and horny
B, B, B, B, B bored and horny
Anything helps
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Quit Honking
03:09
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Here I am only trying to make my way in this world
Thrown out on the road of life dodging the cars like a squirrel
Is it just me? Or do you feel it too that the world is turning faster hey
Quit Honking I’m pedaling as fast as I can
Walking down the street I am repeatedly nipped at the heels
Quickening my step is fruitless cause under my feet are banana peels
Haven’t you heard, this new fast pace of life
Is really not so good
Quit Honking I’m pedaling as fast as I can
Strolling through the park I encounter an old high school buddy
He’s intense he brags he’s doing well he says to me what are you up to?
I married a model we live in New York and I own a fleet of Hummers hey
Quit Honking I’m pedaling as fast as I can
Quit Honking I’m pedaling as fast as I can
Quit Honking I’m pedaling as fast as I can
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Lucky Doug Fergus Telluride, Colorado
Lucky Doug Fergus’ sound is fun and energetic. At the same time, the lyrics are slyly deep and witty. Ok,
sometimes silly.
Doug was inspired to create fun music by his favorite musicians: Devo, the Talking Heads, Weird Al Yankovic and Frank Zappa.
Doug is continually driven to create music that is quirky, fun, thought provoking and in some way, inspiring.
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